A math joke
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
A history joke
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
The registration of the car that ran him over!
Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one
Father & Son Conversation
Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
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