Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads...

Just for a laugh...

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, thinking, isn't that obvious?

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, Officer but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

4 comments:

miez said...

ahhhahahaa....nice one..!! : p

Rozz_Lea Rozie said...

heheheee... funny kan moi...

jayant said...

Lolzzz..
you seem to have a stock of these,haven't you?
would like to know your name and location,so that I can add your blog to my blogrolls..

Rozz_Lea Rozie said...

well, I got it from a friend and put it in my blog to share the laugh...